More cool things to say during sex

sophasil:

-You’re platinum, pussycat! You know how to swing!
-Nice charlies, too! Give them a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hello!
-That was a nice bit of hey-hey, girlie. You’re a real ring-a-ding broad!
-Hold me, will ya? I swear you wore me out…
-*soft snoring*

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Dragon Age Keep Beta Key Giveaway!

queendread:

queendread:

I have ONE key left for the Dragon Age Keep beta, and I’d like one of my lovely followers to have it.

Since I got involved with the beta it’s improved hugely and I’m really excited for it to be released to the general public, but until then one of you gets a sneak peek! All you have to do is like/reblog this post, and using a random number generator I’ll pick one of you to get the beta key at 6pm GMT on Friday. The only rules are that you must be a follower and you must promise to love the Keep with all your heart and use the beta feedback function until it breaks!

GO GO GO

update: I can’t count. I have TWO keys left! Double the odds! woohoo!!

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DA: Keep Beta Giveaway!!!

dragonagenews:

Hey everyone! First post for Dragon Age News and I would like to give away a couple Dragon Age Keep Beta codes!!! :D All you have to do is follow me and re-blog this so you are eligible to win when I randomly select two of you lovely people this Sunday!

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elderly-scrolls:

do u ever try to comfort someone and just feel like purple hawke

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bionicniall:

Miley Cyrus got fined for 200k for illegal use of the Mexican flag stay in your fucking lane bitch

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we-live-in-marvelous-times:

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

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hello my love

hello my love

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Some of my favorite art panels from the Keep.

All art is not final &  subject to change. 

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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sansalayned:

I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock.

Preasoiaf meme: 4 preasoiaf versions of asoiaf characters [4/4] → Cersei Lannister

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petyrbaelishs:

Sansa Stark Meme

     ↳ Six Relationships: Petyr & Sansa [ 6/6 ]

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tuesday-johnson: ca. 1870, [post mortem tintype portrait of a young child]
via the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, Photography Collection

tuesday-johnsonca. 1870, [post mortem tintype portrait of a young child]

via the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, Photography Collection

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